In lieu of content today, a joke:
\nA political science professor, a mass comm professor, and a math professor were watching the news together. “To know the president and just get off like that, scot-free?” asked the political scientist. “I want to be Scooter Libby.”
\n“You got it wrong, Jane,” said the mass comm professor. “To get out of jail, be an idiot on television the same day, and get paid a million dollars? I want to be Paris Hilton.”
\n“You both got it wrong,” said the mathemetician….
\nThe punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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