{"id":1073,"date":"2007-09-18T22:04:25","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T02:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shermandorn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2007-09-18T22:04:25","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T02:04:25","slug":"unable-to-celebrate-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/?p=1073","title":{"rendered":"Unable to celebrate tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorow&#8217;s my long day this semester, which is darned unfortunately, because otherwise I&#8217;d be worshipping the 18th letter of the alphabet for  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirateday.com\">Talk Like a Pirate Day<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tomsmithonline.com\/freestuff\/oddio\/TLAPD-Streaming064.mp3\">song<\/a>) (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tomsmithonline.com\/lyrics\/tlapd.htm\">lyrics<\/a>). I&#8217;m sure that there&#8217;s a good education policy joke in there somewhere, but it&#8217;s too late for my brain to figure it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorow&#8217;s my long day this semester, which is darned unfortunately, because otherwise I&#8217;d be worshipping the 18th letter of the alphabet for Talk Like a Pirate Day (song) (lyrics). I&#8217;m sure that there&#8217;s a good education policy joke in there somewhere, but it&#8217;s too late for my brain to figure it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-comments"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pag0MB-hj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}