{"id":1332,"date":"2008-05-22T21:55:23","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T01:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shermandorn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1332"},"modified":"2008-05-22T21:55:23","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T01:55:23","slug":"baggy-pants-bingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/?p=1332","title":{"rendered":"Baggy-pants bingo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of ideas such as <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.orlandosentinel.com\/news_politics\/2008\/03\/siplins-baggy-p.html\">the bill proposed by Florida Senator Gary Siplin<\/a>, who suggested making droopy pants illegal, I have a much simpler idea: peer pressure.<\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"10\" border=\"1\">\n<tr>\n<td>Blue<\/td>\n<td>1st Period<\/td>\n<td>Gray<\/td>\n<td>White<\/td>\n<td>2nd Period<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>3rd Period<\/td>\n<td>Polka Dots<\/td>\n<td>Nike<\/td>\n<td>4th Period<\/td>\n<td>Cartoon<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>&#8220;Mom&#8221;<\/td>\n<td>Girlfriend&#8217;s name<\/td>\n<td>Lunch<\/td>\n<td>Toy<\/td>\n<td>Stripes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Nondescript<br \/>color<\/td>\n<td>5th Period<\/td>\n<td>Sports<br \/>team<\/td>\n<td>Pink!<\/td>\n<td>Any URL<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>6th Period<\/td>\n<td>Warning<\/td>\n<td>7th Period<\/td>\n<td>Office<br \/>referral<\/td>\n<td>Detention<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>For those who need to justify this with jargon, try &#8220;I am using negative-reinforcement shaping with advanced face-to-face social networking combined with vicarious spasmodic recognition signals and aural-mode synaptic connections.&#8221; That is, maybe listening to the laughter following a &#8220;bingo!&#8221; call will&#8230; er&#8230; drop the incidence rate a bit.<\/p>\n<p>Figuring out which box is for underwear color (or decoration), which for the time of incident, and which is for the consequence is up to the reader.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of ideas such as the bill proposed by Florida Senator Gary Siplin, who suggested making droopy pants illegal, I have a much simpler idea: peer pressure. Blue 1st Period Gray White 2nd Period 3rd Period Polka Dots Nike 4th Period Cartoon &#8220;Mom&#8221; Girlfriend&#8217;s name Lunch Toy Stripes Nondescriptcolor 5th Period Sportsteam Pink! Any URL [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education-policy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pag0MB-lu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}