{"id":1357,"date":"2008-06-08T09:53:38","date_gmt":"2008-06-08T13:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shermandorn.com\/wordpress\/?p=1357"},"modified":"2008-06-08T09:53:38","modified_gmt":"2008-06-08T13:53:38","slug":"feeling-lazy-at-930-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/?p=1357","title":{"rendered":"Feeling lazy at 9:30 am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I must be too-well socialized: I&#8217;m reading my daughter&#8217;s book manuscript this morning, but I&#8217;ll probably leave the house shortly to get some work done on<a href=\"http:\/\/epaa.asu.edu\"> Education Policy Analysis Archives<\/a> and then reading and grading papers. Yesterday&#8217;s class documented two things for me: I had planned enough for an entire day of teaching, and it&#8217;s been 9 years since I&#8217;ve done that. That is, students grumbled a bit as we went a few minutes overtime (I&#8217;ll figure out how to make up for that), and I collapsed after I came home. And my spouse had no sympathy for me, since she&#8217;s taught full days for 13 years of her life, the last 6 in special education. <\/p>\n<p>This morning, I woke up to find that our finches were mad (short, sharp vocalizing instead of singing). My wife and I had no clue why they were mad since they had fresh water and millet, and she had opened &#8220;their&#8221; sliding-glass door so they could hear the birds outside. That usually sparks some active singing, but it didn&#8217;t. (The finches also like opera, especially coloratura arias.) Apparently, the younger finch had been mad at us last night. So I said hello and started exercising, which apparently satisfied the older guy, since he started singing. But the younger one was still grumpy (I think from lack of sleep, though I&#8217;m sure I anthropomorphize). He cheered up only when I did some shoulder rolls (as in whole-body rolls over a shoulder). Since birds are in <i>very bad shape<\/i> when lying on the ground, watching human exercises such as crunches or rolls must be the bird equivalent of going to horror movies: &#8220;He&#8217;s on the ground and still alive: it&#8217;s a giant food-bringer zombie!!!&#8221; And the nice thing about rolls is that if you do five or six of them in a row, you get much the same feeling as if you had been on a turn-you-upside-down roller coaster, all without the sunburn or entrance fees of theme parks.<\/p>\n<p>On second thought, maybe the finches are just laughing at us when we exercise, an entertaining break from <a href=\"http:\/\/seattlepi.nwsource.com\/fun\/curtis.asp?date=20080607\">their efforts at redecorating<\/a>. For now, I&#8217;ll finish reading this chapter and then head off to work. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I must be too-well socialized: I&#8217;m reading my daughter&#8217;s book manuscript this morning, but I&#8217;ll probably leave the house shortly to get some work done on Education Policy Analysis Archives and then reading and grading papers. 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