{"id":4088,"date":"2011-11-08T08:21:12","date_gmt":"2011-11-08T12:21:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shermandorn.com\/wordpress\/?p=4088"},"modified":"2011-11-08T08:36:39","modified_gmt":"2011-11-08T12:36:39","slug":"this-isnt-the-business-incubator-youre-looking-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/?p=4088","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;This isn&#8217;t the business incubator you&#8217;re looking for&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve stayed away from commenting on the proposal to spin USF&#8217;s smallest campus away as a separate polytechnic university because I&#8217;ve been fairly busy with other things and because I&#8217;m confident in the ability of both faculty governance and my union to represent the interests of faculty in the system. For the record, the USF faculty advisory council has taken a stand against the spinoff, and the USF chapter of the United Faculty of Florida recommended a delay to consider the proposal more fully. The deliberation of faculty governance and a faculty union (let alone the analysis of USF&#8217;s central administration) may not be respected tomorrow when the Board of Governors votes on the idea of splitting off USF Polytechnic, but it&#8217;s the serious look at this.<\/p>\n<p>And then news came yesterday that USF Polytechnic had used $10,000 in donors&#8217; money to buy statues from Star Wars, putatively to spice up the entrance to a business incubator in rural Polk County. Please forgive me, but the jokes write themselves, as those writing comments in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tampabay.com\/blogs\/the-buzz-florida-politics\/content\/usf-poly-paid-10000-star-wars-statues\">St. Pete Times political blog entry<\/a> discovered&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;In their defense, it wasn&#8217;t Jar-Jar Binks.&#8221;\n<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I find your lack of faith [in the polytechnic] disturbing.&#8221;\n<\/li>\n<li>This isn&#8217;t the business incubator you were looking for.<\/li>\n<li>It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the campus as father and son.\n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t be too proud of this polytechnic terror you&#8217;ve constructed. The ability to destroy a state budget is insignificant next to the potential of the Farce.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All I can think of is the one question for Robert Goodman, son of campus chancellor Marshall Goodman who runs the incubator: you know folks have accused the campus of nepotism with your hiring, and you <em>still<\/em> purchase a symbol of the Bad Dad of All Time? As Christine Lavin would ask, <em>what were you thinking???<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j1NWrA-50WU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/youtu.be\/j1NWrA-50WU' >What Was I Thinking?<\/a>, by Christine Lavin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve stayed away from commenting on the proposal to spin USF&#8217;s smallest campus away as a separate polytechnic university because I&#8217;ve been fairly busy with other things and because I&#8217;m confident in the ability of both faculty governance and my union to represent the interests of faculty in the system. 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