{"id":510,"date":"2006-04-19T21:58:21","date_gmt":"2006-04-20T01:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shermandorn.com\/wordpress\/?p=510"},"modified":"2006-04-19T21:58:21","modified_gmt":"2006-04-20T01:58:21","slug":"usefully-erroneous-assumptions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/?p=510","title":{"rendered":"Usefully erroneous assumptions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the &#8216;baristas&#8217; at Chain Caf\u00e9 has just brought me a drink.  I wonder why, apart from the fact that I&#8217;ve been a <em>very<\/em> loyal customer over the past n months.  I wonder if they think my marriage is on the rocks and I come here as a respite from home.  It isn&#8217;t&#151;I&#8217;m working here to be <em>nice<\/em> to Elizabeth and the kids because it&#8217;s the tradeoff for letting my son come home instead of go to day care as many days as I can manage. And it does none of us any good for me to be grouchy not getting work done while my children are, well, children. I&#8217;d <em>much<\/em> rather work a decent day and be home in the evening.<br \/>\nBut I don&#8217;t mind the minor perks of being a loyal customer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the &#8216;baristas&#8217; at Chain Caf\u00e9 has just brought me a drink. I wonder why, apart from the fact that I&#8217;ve been a very loyal customer over the past n months. I wonder if they think my marriage is on the rocks and I come here as a respite from home. It isn&#8217;t&#151;I&#8217;m working [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-comments"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pag0MB-8e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}