{"id":946,"date":"2007-05-05T19:23:48","date_gmt":"2007-05-05T23:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shermandorn.com\/wordpress\/?p=946"},"modified":"2007-05-05T19:23:48","modified_gmt":"2007-05-05T23:23:48","slug":"grades-and-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/?p=946","title":{"rendered":"Grades and puns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I left the house this afternoon for Chain Cafe, I told my dear spouse, &#8220;I&#8217;m leaving for a few hours, hopefully to finish my grading.&#8221; I swear that the pun was unintentional (and she didn&#8217;t catch it until I groaned).<\/p>\n<p>I only had to wait half an hour before getting my pun-ishment: the rejection of a article manuscript &#8230; on migration and graduation. The reason was a lack of fit for the journal scope, which was almost half-expected: I had chosen the journal for the audience and not because it was the best fit. So it&#8217;s time to hunt for another outlet or five.<\/p>\n<p>(Incidentally, while the permalink for this entry is 900, I only have 848 entries.&nbsp; No, I don&#8217;t understand the math, either.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I left the house this afternoon for Chain Cafe, I told my dear spouse, &#8220;I&#8217;m leaving for a few hours, hopefully to finish my grading.&#8221; I swear that the pun was unintentional (and she didn&#8217;t catch it until I groaned). I only had to wait half an hour before getting my pun-ishment: the rejection [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-research","category-teaching"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pag0MB-fg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}