{"id":978,"date":"2007-06-13T16:07:58","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T20:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shermandorn.com\/wordpress\/?p=978"},"modified":"2007-06-13T16:07:58","modified_gmt":"2007-06-13T20:07:58","slug":"margaret-spellings-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/?p=978","title":{"rendered":"Margaret Spellings Walks into a Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.edweek.org\/edweek\/thisweekineducation\/2007\/06\/secretary_spellings_walks_into.html\">Alexander Russo<\/a>: I&#8217;ll bite on <a href=\"http:\/\/susanohanian.org\/show_nclb_atrocities.html?id=2929\">Susan Ohanian<\/a>&#8216;s request for a punch line.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Margaret Spellings walked into a bar.<\/p>\n<p>Barkeep sighed with relief. &#8220;At least she&#8217;s not going to give another speech about &#8216;razing the bar.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, Alexander Russo: I&#8217;ll bite on Susan Ohanian&#8216;s request for a punch line. Margaret Spellings walked into a bar. Barkeep sighed with relief. &#8220;At least she&#8217;s not going to give another speech about &#8216;razing the bar.&#8217;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accountability-frankenstein"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pag0MB-fM","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shermandorn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}