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By Sherman Dorn on February 27, 2015
Researchers argue in a new paper that young American children are endangering the nation’s economy by not learning corporate buzzwords as fast as their peers around the globe. “This is a crisis,” said report writer Amelie Schafer-Berenzoit, Senior Reform Enthusiasm Scientist at the Washington think tank The Group Group. “Research proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that American […]
By Sherman Dorn on January 16, 2015
When familiar behavior you see every day happens, you think to yourself, I know that behavior is what I’ve been told that behavior is, amirite? Brand new research gives absolutely incontrovertible proof that we may be completely misunderstanding common behavior. Boom! A new study by unnamed researchers at some universities we’ve never heard of before […]
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By Sherman Dorn on March 7, 2014
Putin invades the Crimea, and you won’t believe what happened next in Illinois! Warning: this entry is Not Safe for Wusses Who Can’t Stand Satire (NSFWWCSS).