Baggy-pants bingo
Instead of ideas such as the bill proposed by Florida Senator Gary Siplin, who suggested making droopy pants illegal, I have a much simpler idea: peer pressure. Blue 1st Period Gray White 2nd Period 3rd Period Polka Dots Nike 4th Period Cartoon “Mom” Girlfriend’s name Lunch Toy Stripes Nondescriptcolor 5th Period Sportsteam Pink! Any URL […]
Anniversary
My spouse and I will have been married 20 years, as of this afternoon around 2:30. My gift to her this morning: the complete Far Side collection. We couldn’t fit it on the shelves upright. Ah, well.